Divorcee Cake and Pastelito both have names that sound sweet, but on the jar they are not much alike. Divorcee Cake is labeled indica and its 3.5g lab report is led by beta-caryophyllene, the terpene usually described as peppery. Pastelito is labeled sativa and its reports are led by limonene, the citrus-peel terpene, by a wide margin in the flower jars. The names tell you which jar you're holding; the label and the batch report tell you what was measured inside it.
What is the Divorcee Cake strain?
Divorcee Cake is a Grams indica flower. It comes in four formats: a 1g pre-roll, a 1g flower pouch, a 3.5g jar and a 28g jar. Every one of them is matched to a passing Certificate of Analysis for its batch, linked from its product page.
Beta-caryophyllene leads most of its reports, with trans-beta-farnesene and limonene usually next and linalool and alpha-humulene further down; the order shifts a little from batch to batch. For the 3.5g batch TCR-F-DC-715, in the report dated August 13, 2026, that reads 0.5459% beta-caryophyllene, 0.4675% trans-beta-farnesene and 0.4375% limonene, with 2.0692% total terpenes. Those terpenes are commonly associated with pepper and spice, green apple and floral notes, and citrus peel.
What is Pastelito?
Pastelito is a Grams sativa flower, available as a 1g pre-roll, a 3.5g jar and a 28g jar.
The reports point somewhere else. Limonene leads every Pastelito batch, followed by linalool. In the flower jars, beta-myrcene, beta-pinene and beta-caryophyllene come next. The newest 3.5g batch, TCR-F-P-1026, in the report dated October 27, 2026, shows 1.1380% limonene and 2.6232% total terpenes, both well above the August batch. We covered that change in more detail when the new batches arrived.
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Divorcee Cake vs Pastelito: how do the labels compare?
Here are the two 3.5g jars side by side, using the batch reports linked on each product page. Numbers belong to the batch, not the strain, so check the batch code on your jar before comparing.
| On the report | Divorcee Cake 3.5g | Pastelito 3.5g |
|---|---|---|
| Label category | Indica | Sativa |
| Batch | TCR-F-DC-715 | TCR-F-P-1026 |
| Report dated | August 13, 2026 | October 27, 2026 |
| Total THC | 26.980% | 27.949% |
| Total terpenes | 2.0692% | 2.6232% |
| Top terpene | Beta-caryophyllene 0.5459% | Limonene 1.1380% |
| Next two | Trans-beta-farnesene, limonene | Linalool, beta-myrcene |
Two things stand out. Divorcee Cake's terpenes are spread across three compounds at similar levels, while Pastelito has one compound, limonene, at more than three times the level of anything else on its report. And the two jars share only part of their top five: limonene, linalool and beta-caryophyllene appear on both, in a different order.
Totals are close. Both jars sit in the high twenties for total THC and around 2 to 2.6% for total terpenes. If you are choosing between them, the order of the terpenes says more about how they differ than the THC number does.
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Does a sweet-sounding name tell you how the flower tastes?
No. A strain name is a name, not an ingredient list or a flavor promise. Growers and breeders name cultivars for all kinds of reasons: a parent strain, a story, a joke. Divorcee Cake and Pastelito are flower, and what you can read about them is what the label and the lab report show.
Aroma is personal, too. A lab can tell you that limonene is the main terpene in a batch, and limonene is the compound most associated with citrus peel. It can't tell you how that jar will smell to you, and it doesn't tell you how the flower will make you feel. Treat the terpene list as a description of the batch, not a forecast.
What do indica and sativa on the label mean?
Indica and sativa are the categories Grams prints for each strain. They're a common shorthand in shops, but they describe a plant's type, not a guaranteed experience. Two indicas can have very different terpene reports, and so can two sativas. Use the category as one line on the label and read the rest of it, especially the batch report.
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Which size should you pick?
Both strains come as a 1g pre-roll, a 3.5g jar and a 28g jar, and Divorcee Cake also comes in a 1g flower pouch. A smaller size is an easy way to try a strain you haven't had before. If you already know you like one, the ounce jar lasts longer, as long as it's stored well.
Availability changes from day to day. The live menu shows which sizes of each strain are in stock at 360 Graham Avenue and for delivery.
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