Alien Probe already sits on the Grams shelf as a 3.5g jar, a single pre-roll and a 1g pouch. This is a new format: a 7g jar of smalls, still labeled as a hybrid.
A new format means a new batch and a new report. Batch TCR-7F-AP-1026 is the one to check for this jar, not the reports for the other Alien Probe formats.
The headline numbers
| Report entry | Result |
|---|---|
| Total THC | 26.476% |
| Total cannabinoids | 30.794% |
| Total terpenes | 2.1350% |
| Unit weight | 7g |
Total THC and total cannabinoids are different calculations, so they are not supposed to match. Total THC converts THCA into its THC equivalent. Total cannabinoids adds up every cannabinoid the lab measured.
What the terpene list says
| Terpene | Reported % | Common aroma description |
|---|---|---|
| Limonene | 0.6900% | Citrus peel |
| Beta-caryophyllene | 0.3665% | Pepper, spice |
| Trans-beta-farnesene | 0.3275% | Green apple, floral |
| Beta-myrcene | 0.2289% | Earthy, herbal |
| Beta-pinene | 0.0985% | Pine, herbs |
Limonene leads, followed by beta-caryophyllene and trans-beta-farnesene, a terpene often described as green apple. Myrcene and beta-pinene round out the top five. Aroma descriptions are general terpene vocabulary, not a promise about how any jar will smell or feel. Your nose gets the final vote.
What smalls means
Smalls are smaller buds, not shake or trim. They are tested like any other jar, and this report covers exactly what is in the 7g smalls jar.
Match the jar to the report
These results belong to batch TCR-7F-AP-1026, sampled October 22 and reported October 27, 2026. A future Alien Probe jar can carry a different batch and different numbers, so check the batch printed on the label before comparing.
Source: full Alien Probe report — TCR-7F-AP-1026
Adults 21 and older should consume responsibly and never drive after using cannabis.
Sources and further reading
Nature Plants: research on cannabis labeling and chemical variation